The world’s number one awesome automaker from the land of the rising sun has decided to use brawns over brains for its Toyota Genuine Motor Oil Media Launch. The new, relaunched oil, is touted to ease engine friction, lubricates engine internals, clean deposits, inhibits corrosion, improves sealing and cools the engine by carrying heat away from moving parts. Intermolesting! The oil is available in two flavors, petroleum-based and synthetic, each guaranteed to make your Toyota last longer than it’ll already last. If you’re a sucker for boobies, you’ll rush out and grab yourself a jug… maybe both. Maybe not